I wanted to do nothing today, just sleep. My mom insisted on training . Some days I have to do it two or three times. She said that if we study for fifteen minutes two, three times a day, my brain pathways will open and it will be easy for me to learn for the rest of my life. I will be the smartest cat ever if we keep this up.
I like hanging out with the other cats and do nothing.
When I hear the clicker, sometimes I hide. I’ll come out because I know I will get treats, plus Fin always tells my Mom where I am. He is always meowing for something. I need to slow down with the treats. I don’t want to eat my dinner because I am full from the treats.
To motivate me, my mom took me for a ride. Yes a ride.. Usually I am in my tour bus on the seat next to her. Today I rode bareback. At first I wanted to climb around, but she asked me to sit, so I did. I looked out the window and didn’t even get sick, I really liked it! I need to be exposed to everything so I wont be a scary cat. With my first pay check I will get a custom tour bus made . Most cats are carried around in Gucci or Prada carriers, I think I want a BMW one. Shiny black maybe, with my face and name on the side. I wonder if we can make it a convertible? I can sit in it with the roof open in waiting rooms. I hope my mom doesn’t put outfits on me. Animals shouldnt wear clothes, they have fur. Human shouldnt wear fur, they have clothes.
Going for a ride got my brain pathways working, when we came back I did my tricks. I took some pictures for my portfolio again, I can only stay still for five minutes at a time. I have to work on that if I want to model.
I was a homeless, uneducated mutt. I am on my way of being a well-bred designer cat. Life is good.