When mom puts the harness on me, I purr. I know we are going for a ride in the car. I like looking out the window. Sometimes we play games.
But today she took me for a bike ride . I didn’t like it.
I wasnt sure if this was a real human.
I had to sniff and jump on him a few times. Mom didn’t let me chew on him, he was a stunt double in the X-Files movie. I got one bite in, mom was too slow with the camara.
I knew he wasnt a real dog.
I thought mom was calling a real agent, but he wanted an annual fee to represent me.
The contest my pictures were chosen for, want you to give them your e-mail to send you spam to vote. At least they don’t want money.
The book kind of looks legitimate.
Is everybody a crook out there?
So I gave him “Trouble”.