my first film (and fashion show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judAcb5cuE4&feature=youtu.be

The End

This was the first photo taken of me, the day the humans found me and brought me into the house.

 I was VERY hungry.

I was VERY scared.

I was VERY cute.

They named me Jimmy.

Fin and I became friends fast.

 Darnell took a while to like me.

I loved my new family.

One day I got caught chewing shoes.

Thats how I became Jimmie Chew.

I was interested in the camera.

I thought I could become a model and help pay some cat bills.

 I started practicing.

I learned some tricks.

We had so many pictures, we thought we should start a blog.

We decided I would blog for a year.

I practiced my tricks everyday.

Sometimes I got interrupted.

Sometimes I got distracted.

(I got distracted a lot)

 I started going out to clear my head.

I met new friends.

(I started wearing sweaters)

 I fell in love.

I became a very cool cat.

I became a very smart cat.

 But I wasnt having any luck with my modelling career.

 I was a very happy cat.

I fought with Fin over treats.

Darnell and I never fought.

We always shared our treats.

 We sent my picture to various contests we found on-line. I went to a few modeling agency’s, but they were all crooks.

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My year of blogging is now over,

and I am happy to say this picture of me below will be in a 2014 Calendar from Workman Publishing in NYC.

(it’s a start)

I had a great time writing this Meowmoir.

My plan for next year is to try to make movies.

                                                                                          The End.  

P.S.

I want to Thank You for watching me grow!

                                                                                                      Jimmie Chew

Practice

 

                                        Mom has lost her mind!

MTV Casting

MTV is casting an episode of the documentary series True Life. They are looking for out of control or high maintenance pets. The humans must be between the age of 15-28. If you are interested please contact Alicia Arnold casting associate for MTV Networks at pet@mtvn.com with name, number, location, photo and a brief explanation.

I am not an out of control pet and my human hasn’t been 28 in a while, if you know anyone e-mail Alicia, tell her Jimmie Chew sent you!!

Good Luck!!

Inspiration

I was bored, mom didn’t visit me yesterday.

I didn’t know what to do.

 This morning we spent some time studying.

But I was running out of ideas.

So we went to moms house for inspiration.

I like her house. (except for the dog)

Mom bought us a food maze, she thought that might be fun. She made sure our paws couldn’t get stuck in the holes, and we are not allowed to play with it unattended. She read about things made in China.

Fin was the first to figure it out,

I watched and learned.

Every time Fin got a treat to come down, I ate it.

Darnell was smart, he figured out level two.

But I was the smartest.

I even had fun with the box.

I am such an inspiration to my friends and neighbors that one of them went and adopted Emma, or is it Karma.

We can’t tell them apart yet.

Today was our first date, we are taking it slow.

Every model/actor needs beautiful girlfriends.

We will be cat sitting them next month, can’t wait!!

my first interview

I woke me up this morning, excited to read my first interview.

 

Mom made me a bow tie for this special day. This is the first and the last time I will ever wear a prop.

 I drank my milk, from a crystal red bottom shoe glass, and read my interview.

It was good. I want to thank Rumpy for taking the time to write about me.

Then I went back to doing what I naturally do.

Untill Fin and Darnell  interrupted.

My first interview.

http://rumpydog.wordpress.com/2011/09/08/friends-around-the-world-super-star-edition/

chew list (part two) the designer edition

Mom no longer thinks I’m adorable.

the purrfect storm

Before the hurricane hit, we went to moms house to get extra supplies.

Found some interesting things,

even got into her closet again,

is that fur?

Back home me and the boys played.

We all took a nap.

Then the storm came.

The big guys got scared.

I was ok.

To distract everyone, I put on a show,

it worked. They weren’t scared anymore.

Then I chewed some film,

scratched some records,

drank my milk,

(untill Fin came around)

And the hurricane passed.

I hope all the homeless animals were safe.

Friday

After I found a hat in the closet 

 and chewed on it ,

 mom thought I should be more productive and study, we are still purrfecting the “touch” trick.

I pose almost like a professional model.

When mom is too slow with the camera, I get distracted and want to play,

to motivate me, mom takes me out.

I snoop around the yard.

I go to the bathroom

I hang around by the pool,

catch some rays, 

untill Darnell takes my spot. 

(Fin is always too late)

 I run up and down the stairs,

walk  the catwalk,

and day-dream out the window.

Then I can concentrate on studying again.

I am ready for the weekend hurricane.

milk